The Cutest (and Funniest) Christmas Movie Quotes to Share This Season

Insults to enjoyment, we’ve got everything you need to spread cheer (or sarcasm).

10. “Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings!”

Want to annoy your siblings or warm your grandma’s heart? Either way, this is the Blerp to do it.


Every time a bell rings

9. “Cookies?”

Turboman ain’t got nothin’ on Arnold the dad-inator. Use this when your mom asks what you want with Christmas dinner.


Cookies- Arnold Schwarzenegger

8. “This Christmas music… it’s joyful AND triumphant!”

You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch, but you deliver some relatable lines for when we’ve been hearing Christmas songs since November.


It's joyful and triumphant - The Grinch

7. “His heart was two sizes too small.”

Perfect for sending to your mom right after she tells you Santa is only bringing you coal.


His heart was two sizes too small - How the Grinch Stole Christmas

6. “Bye, Buddy. Hope you find your dad.”

We’ve all plugged our noses and given Mr. Narwhal a good impersonation, but you can skip that this year and use the Blerp instead.


Buh bye buddy hope you find your dad - Elf

5. “Bend over and I’ll show ya.”

Honestly the perfect comeback for almost anything, you can use this gem from Christmas Vacation when your brother asks why you have the last Christmas cookie.


Bendover and I'll show ya

4. “Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?”

The classic we’ve all jokingly answered the phone with since 2003.


Buddy the Elf what's your favorite color? - Elf

3. “Now I have a machine gun, ho ho ho.”

Arguably the most action-packed Christmas movie of all time, Die Hard delivers some quality Christmas cheer, especially when Hans Gruber gets a message that he’s on the naughty list.


Now I have a machine gun ho ho ho - Die Hard

2. “Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.”

From the childhood classic that inspired us all to build our own booby traps, spread Christmas cheer with mild insults and good intentions.


Merry Christmas ya filthy animal.

1. “Ohhhhh fuuuuudge…”

The mother of all bad words, the F Dash Dash Dash word. Use responsibly, and watch out for soap poisoning.


Oh Fudge!!

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