"It's okay its okay you're welcome!" - Maui

Wanna play the not study game - fairly odd parents

You're gonna do it for yourself and one another - Apollo Hester

You're gonna battle.. you're gonna fight.. win or lose you're gonna be alright!

Suspense Music

Im getting a feeling they have a shield generator

Rickroll Intro - Rick Astley

For 12 Seconds

We know each other! He is a friend from work!

Nobody talks to my friends like that: Drax the Destroyer

Spock: "I am, surprisingly, alive."

The force is strong with this one: Darth Vader

I'm the clever one. You're the potato one: The Doctor

Edmund Pevensie: "Is there a way down?" Trumpkin: "Yeah, falling."

You may find Narnia a more savage place than you remember: Trumpkin

Sherlock Holmes:"Shut up."

We can't turn back. Not now. Not now: Tintin

You are the greatest player I have ever seen, other than myself, practicing in front of a mirror. Which I do everyday in the nude. - Karl Wolfschtagg

I don't mean to alarm anybody but, I think we're being followed: Wash Washburne

Your request is not unlike your lower intestine, stinky and loaded with danger. - Ace

You ready to use that weapon tech sergeant: Sergeant Michael Nantz

A saucy line will not get you far with me: LaBoeuf

So Just Do it! Make your dreams come True!! Shia labeouf

Censorship Beep

Super Mario Death

Happy Birthday

Titanic Flute

Jaws 2

Windows Error

Cool Vinny noise

Smash Mouth - All Star MIDI

Certa Resposta

gin and juice

Any other political views

Diamonds Are Forever (Theme)

No politics tonight

Politics

Embrace politics

Stop your whining

Prince's politics

Theme Song - Strictly Dance Fever

Sweet- Eric Cartman Sounds: South Park

Wild baloney pony

Figaro

Let's go- Summer Smith Soundboard

A7- Ash + Pikachu Pokemon Soundboard

Give me some stone

Shaved- American Pie Movie Soundboard

Takethetrain- Madagascar Movie Soundboard

Candy Shop- MEME Sounds 2019

Pornhub Intro- MEME Sounds 2019

He represents all that is solace and wrong

A Little Less Conversation - Elvis Vs

old gregg shoe drink

Tom Waller Plays Them All - Jingle Commercial Song

Have you ever heard of insect politics

You tell them that the drop point is pershing square

Sarah connor- Prank Call Sounds: Arnold Schwarzenegger 3 Soundboard

Umm- Stan Smith Sounds: American Dad - Season 3

Fart of Fartitude

Ready- Bill Clinton Sounboard Sounds

Jerry Farts

The Office: Michael Scott - Why Are You The Way Tha..

Just do it- Shia Labeouf Sounds: Just Do It

George W - Political Campaigns Commercial Song

Harold Ford - Political Campaigns Commercial Song

LBJ Daisy - Political Campaigns Commercial Song

Nixon - Political Campaigns Commercial Song

Perot - Political Campaigns Commercial Song

Ogan paul- santa diss track

Bad blood- Khorne Berserker Soundboard - Warhammer 40000

You RUINS It!

HArry potter bad flute spooky

I missed three fucking hits in a row

Soundbite from blackadder a series of four BBC One pseudohistorical British sitcoms, plus several one-off instalments, which originally aired from 1983 to 1989.

Sensible policies for a happier britain

Goofy Goober

bellen politie

Noice

Happy New Year!

Yoda - Laugh

Music

Baby shark - Rubber Chicken

Demoman Laughing

John Cena Flute

Soundbite of elucid making a grave mistake in-game.

Elucid Gravest Error

Love you and Miss you Huuuuu!

Creepy Drink

Drink Up Yall

Nessun Dorma - Luciano Pavarotti

À la ferme

Artist: Alestorm Album: Captain Morgan's Revenge Released: 2008

Drink!

Farts - KozyOMG

20th Century Fox Flute

Ave Maria

Creeper hiss

SleepingSlayers - Somos Morangueeeer

LOVE WHEN WE FART

i hate myself bill wurtz 

Sam the Wise

Jerma Raptor Scream

For MEEEE (high note in Bohemian Rapsody) - Queen

Partisan Politics

Pouring Drink

Pouring Massive Drink

"I'm Ron (BLEEP)ing Swanson." - Ron Swanson

"Give me all the bacon and eggs you have" (full quote) - Ron Swanson

I worry what you just heard was, "give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have."

"You had me at 'Meat Tornado.'" - Ron Swanson

"And now it's gone, and I hate everything." - Ron Swanson

And now it's gone, and I hate everything!

"I'm just making sure no one ever has to eat this." - Ron Swanson

"There's only one thing I hate more than lying..." - Ron Swanson

"I know more than you." - Ron Swanson

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing." - Ron Swanson

"I know what I'm about, son." - Ron Swanson

"I'm a simple man, I like pretty dark-haired women and breakfast food." - Ron Swanson

The best sound buttons and audio clips ever created. This is the best meme soundboard app and audio expression tool on the planet.

leopard snarl

Game Start (Among Us)

The sound that plays when you're in the chat

Chat notification sound (Among Us)

EMERGENCY MEETING (Among Us)

Fajna farma

Phasmophobia AMBIANCE (background noise)

Radio Static/Speaking (Phasmophobia)

Heavy Foosteps (chased by ghost) Phasmophobia

Ghost GASP (ghost appearing suddenly) Phasmophobia

Heartbeat thumping (ghost stalking you) Phasmophobia

Banging noise (Phasmophobia)

Killing a Crewmate Imposter Sound (Among Us)

DEAD BODY REPORTED (Among Us)

I Voted! (Among Us)

___ was an imposter. (Among Us)

CRISIS ALARM (Among Us) Fix the Engines!

Ghost Attack/Gasp (Phasmophobia)

Dying sound (Ghost got teammate in Phasmophobia)

The ghost in phasmophobia making the noise from the Grudge

AAAAA (The Grudge-type creepy ghost throat sound) - Phasmophobia

"DIE." - Ghost on Spirit Box (Phasmophobia)

Politics and Violence 

Get on the train, Jews - Big Mouth

Dübür İçi Burma

feria

FUCK - CORPSE

Political funny season in usa

gyrna sto terma soy re malaka

Drink, you little bitch

Buy Me a Drink First

pouring drink

esta certa

asylum patient escapes from facility and screams into mic

jerma inhuman noise

CN Ferca San Jose rocks

jerma ooey gooey

Drink Milk

lumiere FERME

pero mi si ferma il battito

drink water

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1mbbYKPpHY

Drink or Perish

Forma de Draco DS3

minecraft DRINK

Drink Drink Drink

Drink Drink Drink Drink Drink

Falgo Ferga

Send some tingles down my spine, why don’t you. Even starting the game sounds sinister.

You're sus, I'm sus, but really, the entire game is sus with these amazing, creepy, and stress-inducing sound effects. Plus, we all know it's Purple. EMERGENCY MEETING!

Red be acting kinda sus tho.

The Best Sound Effects in Among Us

Blerp, an audio expression start-up out of Salt Lake City, recently closed on an undisclosed seed round with notable investors from the Alexa Fund, Kickstart VC, Konvoy Ventures, The Fund VC, and Voice Punch. Blerp was conceptualized after their founder created the viral Shia Lebouf “Just Do It” soundboard, which boasted over 50,000 app downloads in its first month. From there, Blerp has grown into a leading soundbite database with over 1M+ user-created sounds, which range from popular memes to sound effects and more.&nbsp; Blerp’s primary integrations have focused on livestreaming and gaming, allowing streamers to add Sound Emotes to their stream to amplify engagement and offer exclusive content to their subscribers. From pranks effects, soundboards of the creator’s voice, and user-generated sounds, Blerp is a bottomless resource for streamers and creators. How does it work?&nbsp;Viewers can search and preview sounds from Blerp’s expansive library and share them in-stream, in-chat, or in real life for hilarious results.

Blerp: Sound Emotes to Enhance Any Moment 

Blerp's Open Press Release Statement + Beta Info

Twitch Affiliates and Partners have the option to use Blerp’s Channel Points integration, a system that helps you reward your viewers for their interaction and contribution to your channel.&nbsp;

Make Your Stream Even MORE Awesome.

Blerp Channel Points - Everything You Need to Know

Are you looking for a new way to connect with your viewers? Do you wish you could turn your passion for streaming into a pastime that actually makes money? Now you can with Blerp Sound Emotes, the all-encompassing solution for better viewer engagement and monetization on any streaming platform. With Sound Emotes, viewers can play Blerps to a YouTube stream, Facebook Gaming stream, or directly to a computer, creating a whole new world of interaction. Here’s everything you need to know to get started on https://blerp.com/soundemotes

Your Monetizable Engagement Solution for Facebook Gaming and YouTube Streaming.

Blerp Sound Emotes

With WalkOn, you’ll have the option to allow your followers to announce their presence with a Blerp each time they visit your stream.&nbsp;

Reward Your Subscribers!

Blerp WalkOn

The Blerp Twitch Extension has all the features you need to elevate your stream. Here’s what you need to know to get set up and ready to use Blerp.

Details and How-To's for the Blerp Twitch 3.0 Release.

Everything You Need To Know about Blerp on Twitch

Thousands of Twitch Streamers are making money with Blerp – but how can Blerp help you turn your passion for streaming into a lucrative career?&nbsp; Blerp is an audio expression platform that allows you to enhance every moment and engage with your audience while you stream. When you stream with Blerp extension enabled, your viewers can click and share audio clips live on your stream. They’ll pay bits to play each Blerp, and those Twitch Bits go straight into your pocket. To get started, the first thing you need to do is add Blerp to your stream (<a href="https://youtu.be/OOXvCYNXJbU" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" style="color: black;">click here to learn how</a>). Next, set the bit price that best matches your stream: a good rule of thumb is to set your bit price close to your number of concurrent viewers. For example, if you have 10-15 concurrent viewers, we recommend setting your bit price around 15, and for streams with 100+ concurrent viewers, we recommend 150+ or more. The key is a balance, so your community is excited to share their hilarious and perfectly-timed Blerps. Once you’re all set up, you can start to really customize Blerp to really get your community engaged and sharing bits: 1.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Create your own soundboard. You can create Blerps from your best Twitch clips, YouTube content, and more, or you can upload your own video file to use. Once you’ve made your soundboard, you can feature it for everyone, or keep it exclusive for Subscribers and top fans. 2.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Add !Blerp to your stream title with a chat command explaining what Blerp is and how to use it. 3.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Install Blerp on your component as well as your panel. Streamers who have Blerp accessible with a stream overlay see 30-40% more shares on stream. 4.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Feature content you know your community will love. In addition to your own custom-made soundboards, you have the entire Blerp soundboard database at your disposal, so take the time to find fun and engaging content. 5.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lastly, we recommend having your mods create a soundboard of their own to feature on stream. This will allow them to add and approve sounds from the community, which can be an incredible resource. Your next stream with Blerp is going to be a blast, with hilarious clips and excellent viewer engagement that will help your stream thrive. So, install Blerp, sit back and watch the donations roll in.&nbsp;To learn more, check out blerp.com/twitch or hit us up on the Blerp Discord channel.&nbsp;(Be aware, you will need to be at least an affiliate streamer before you can receive bits).&nbsp;

Everything you need to know about getting paid for streaming on Twitch.

How Can Your Stream Make Money With Blerp?

Setting up a WalkOn sound to use with your favorite streamers is simple.

Get the attention and admiration you deserve.

How To Set Up Blerp WalkOn as a Viewer

Here's what you need to know to get paid out on Twitch First off to get paid on Twitch you must become an Affiliate. Here's the requirements to become a Twitch Affilate: <ol><li>At least 500 total minutes broadcast in the last 30 days.</li><li>At least 7 unique broadcast days in the last 30 days.</li><li>An average of 3 concurrent viewers or more over the last 30 days.</li><li>At least 50 Followers.</li></ol> Once you're an affiliate you will be invited by Twitch to fill out your <a href="https://help.twitch.tv/s/article/affiliate-onboarding-guide" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" style="color: var(--lwc-brandTextLinkActive,#523587); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Affiliate Onboarding</a> checklist. Once you are all set up you can make money on Twitch through: <ul><li>Subscribers</li><li>Donations </li><li>Extension </li></ul> Once you've reached $100 in revenue, Twitch will pay out on a NET 15. Which means that your pay out will deposit 15 days after the end of the month. Payout processing can very up to 3 - 5 days (excluding weekends and holidays. You can also check <a href="http://link.twitch.tv/myPayoutHistory" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" style="color: var(--lwc-brandTextLink,rgb(100, 65, 164)); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Payout History</a>&nbsp;page for more information.

How do i get paid out by Twitch? 

How to get Paid by Twitch

Introducing Developer Updates&nbsp; Hello Blerpers!&nbsp; As a team we've decided to begin releasing regular updates regarding product creation and development. Beyond just bullet points, bug fixes, and improvements, we want to talk about what features we're prioritizing, how we're addressing changes, and why we're making the decisions we are. Ultimately, we hope this serves to give our users a voice and opportunity to give open, candid feedback about Blerp products. Each month's notes will contain one major Developer Update and a minor follow-up release two weeks later. Users will be invited to contact us over listed media channels with concerns or feedback regarding these notes at any time June Update:&nbsp; Table of Contents1. How we’re keeping your Channel safe2. “Unlisted” and “Private” content updates3. Twitch Sound Emotes 3.0 updates___3a. Front End overhaul___3b. Editor Permissions!4. NEW! Product: Blerp Desktop App Blerp Content Moderation Changes 1. Blerp Streaming: Keeping your channel safeWe’ve had a lot of questions about how our rating system sorts content and what content we filter out. Before we discuss updates, let’s review how Blerp Rating and Search currently function.&nbsp; Current PolicyBlerp’s library of 250K+ sounds for Twitch are all Rated manually by our team- Rating Guidelines:---- G: Appropriate for all ages---- PG-13: Parents urged to be cautious. Some material may be inappropriate for teens. No swearing. Mild adult content.---- R: Contains adult material. Swearing, sexual innuendo, contextual violent speech.---- NC-17: Clearly Adult. Very Vulgar, sexual or violent. Blerp filters out ALL music content from search (Two exceptions below)&nbsp;- Streamer features content&nbsp;- Blerp has DMCA licensing and it’s marked as DMCA FreeBlerp blacklists and blocks search terms that are harmful, racist, or could hurt marginalized groups. Details on <a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/16tLWoVNM7-S9ZMfuZElly1aDnoHFuQu_nuYWhU_4oeI/edit?usp=sharing" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(17, 85, 204);">Blerp Content Ratings</a> 2. Key changes we’re making to further address content safety:&nbsp; Blerp has created a new Unrated and Private functionality&nbsp;- Unrated: This Blerp has been deemed unsafe and can be used to hurt or marginalize. It will not be searchable on Blerp’s database (unless you enable “Unrated” search.&nbsp;- Private: When you create a Blerp, you will have the option to mark it as “Private”. This means that the Blerp will not be searchable or shareable EXCEPT in places that the owner of the Blerp features. For example, you can feature it on your Twitch, Facebook gaming, or Youtube gaming live stream, but no one else can. 3. Big new Blerp Streaming updates:&nbsp;In the coming months Blerp will be focusing more resources on revamping our Blerp extension with highly requested features and a design update. New viewer panel/component interface:- More organized featured content for Twitch- A new way to organize Blerps viewers will see on your extension---- Pages. This means Blerps will show up in the same place every time, making it easier for streamers to select which Blerp they want and where it shows up on the grid.&nbsp;- New Settings screen with easier access directly from Blerp.com- Editor Permissions: This new editor role will allow selected users to manage various aspects of a streamer's Blerp sound emotes settings.&nbsp;---- Manage featured new content&nbsp;---- Approve and deny Walk On sounds---- Turn Blerp on and off&nbsp;---- Manage users (Blacklist)&nbsp;- Walkon Updates:---- Auto approve for creators---- Walk on Auto-play functionality for viewers. This has been highly requested and we're excited to bring this flexibility for you all.---- More granular control based on subscription level 4. New Products:&nbsp;Blerp Desktop App. Your voice chats and games will never be the same! You can now play Blerps via shortcuts and chat wheels seamlessly while you game! Get a sneak peek here: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1twu05nGt_M" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(17, 85, 204);">Blerp Desktop App Beta</a> If you’re interested in joining the Beta, <a href="https://blerp.com/desktop" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(17, 85, 204);">let us know</a>! We’re releasing the full version next month. Other feedback? Want to talk to a Blerp Representative? Join our Discord <a href="https://discord.gg/5VhNye3bwk" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://discord.gg/5VhNye3bwk</a>

Introducing Developer Updates

The transition into 2020’s new teaching style was abrupt, unexpected, and definitely not easy. Students across the world were sent home and expected to “log in” for class every day, while teachers were thrown into the Wild West of online classes, materials, and subject matter. It hasn’t been easy for either side, but it seems that teachers got the short end of the stick, especially when dealing with more difficult students, passive parents, or more “dense” subjects.&nbsp;To be honest, I don’t think anyone actually enjoys having classes over Zoom, but all you educators out there have done an excellent job trying to make it fun. For those of you who’ve hit your stride, we salute you. But, for those still struggling to find a means of better engaging their students, there’s Blerp: an audio enhancement tool full of audio memes, funny movies and TV clips, high-quality sound effects, and more.&nbsp;Using a Blerp during an online lecture is more than just playing a sound – it’s getting your class to laugh, or bringing them back into the moment. You can use them to tease, to express disappointment, to praise, or simply to educate – the possibilities are limitless with Blerp. Teachers are already utilizing Blerp in this way, and many have created their own “starter” boards for all-around use during class.&nbsp;Creating a Blerp account is easy and gives you access to soundboard creation, where you can not only gather your favorite Blerps for use, but create your own using your favorite teaching tools, your own voice, or anything else you think would add to your classes. You can work Blerp into your regular teaching schedule, use it as an assignment resource, or just use it for fun – whatever you end up doing, Blerp is sure to put a smile on your student’s on-screen faces.&nbsp;Check out some of our favorite teaching boards:<a href="blerp.com/soundboard/5fbbf05278ae7f000ce63f26" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Acornsoundsquirrel’s Board</a><a href="https://blerp.com/soundboard/5f3b6f7a128a2e0005f5de43" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Onsite Sass’s Board</a><a href="blerp.com/soundboard/5f97840bef336d004d84af6b" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Anthony_ingargiola’s Board</a>

How to your online classes more fun and more engaging.

Soundboards: a Surprisingly Perfect Tool for Online Teaching