I need healing..

I'm just a N###a with a rocket launcher

Double Boom

Falco Punch - Super Smash

Oh My!

Sad Trombone

GameCube Start Music

Hahahaha I'm Wario.. i'm going to win!

Pokemon: Pikachu Sound

Spiderman ps4 Ringtone

Flappy Birds Smack

Scream Jump Scare

Hello there (General Kenobi)

ObiWan - Hello there!

Get Over Here!

Achievement Unlocked Xbox 360

Duck Hunt Laugh

Yo Adrian I did it (Rocky)

That kick ass song - Propellerheads

Not Talking About Unions

Candid Camera airs - 1961

Theme Song - The Wizard of Odds

17- Captain America Sounds: Marvel vs. Capcom 2

Hamburgers pt2- Samuel L. Jackson Soundboard

I'm ned starks son

 Weee - Angry Birds 

I'm Pickle Rick- MEME Sounds 2019

Damn- Morty Smith Sounds: Rick and Morty - Season 1

Don't talk- Leon Kennedy Sounds: Resident Evil 2

Death- Caleb Sounds: Blood II - The Chosen

12- Diddy Kong Sounds: Mario Kart - Double Dash

Crying- Robert De Niro Sounds

OK well your telephone number came up is oklahoma on my ID

fatality

Billie laughing

Ляха

Soundbite from if you're fucking happy and you motherfucking know it clap you're mother fucking hands meme

if you're fucking happy and you motherfucking know it clap you're mother fucking hands

Soundbite from Noisestorm of the Album: Crab Rave

Crab Rave

Hooti tooti

Haah - TF2 Sniper

TF2 Soldier Dying Scream

wii shop music

Who is that pokemon

Clucking Chicken

TF2 you failed SFX

Alert

Moedas 

Funny laugh - Billie Eilish

Hello pussy - Bille Eilish

I don't know who to blame - Billie Eilish

Where are the avocados - Billie Eilish

What does that mean? - Billie Eilish

Who the fuck is ruby? - Billie Eilish

Would you like me to be quiet - Billie Eilish

If I shed the layers... - Billie Eilish

You still judge it - Billie Eilish

Not My Responsibility

Something we're all happy about - Billie Eilish

"Kajit has wares, if you have coin." - Khajiit

"Hey, you, you're finally awake." - Ulfric Stormcloak

PlayStation 2 Startup

EMERGENCY MEETING (Among Us)

Get over here!

Super Mario Bros. - Jump Noise

DOAHPAPA

DEAD BODY REPORTED (Among Us)

cocoRainbow

This is going to destroy me - Contrapoints

...Shame - Contrapoints

Hi, I'm a homosexual, please - Contrapoints

I can't speak German - Contrapoints

No, I’m not a sex demon - Contrapoints

Hey, gorge! - Contrapoints

HELP - Contrapoints

Hard for you, tell me all about it - Contrapoints

The fuck am I talking about - Contrapoints

NYAH - Contrapoints

I live in fear - Contrapoints

This is garbage and I wanna die - Contrapoints

We have a Hitler comparison - Contrapoints

I don't want toleration, I want converts - Contrapoints

Get out - Contrapoints

How dare you assume things that are entirely correct - Contrapoints

Hey how are you - Contrapoints

Leave the gays alone - Contrapoints

I am majestic trash - Contrapoints

I identify as trash - Contrapoints

drink water

MEDIC - Heavy (TF2)

Medic! - Scout (TF2)

Medic! - Engineer (TF2)

Medic! - Demoman (TF2)

Medic! - Pyro (TF2)

Medic! - Sniper (TF2)

MEDIC - Soldier (TF2)

Medic... - Spy (TF2)

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Blerp, an audio expression start-up out of Salt Lake City, recently closed on an undisclosed seed round with notable investors from the Alexa Fund, Kickstart VC, Konvoy Ventures, The Fund VC, and Voice Punch. Blerp was conceptualized after their founder created the viral Shia Lebouf “Just Do It” soundboard, which boasted over 50,000 app downloads in its first month. From there, Blerp has grown into a leading soundbite database with over 1M+ user-created sounds, which range from popular memes to sound effects and more.&nbsp; Blerp’s primary integrations have focused on livestreaming and gaming, allowing streamers to add Sound Emotes to their stream to amplify engagement and offer exclusive content to their subscribers. From pranks effects, soundboards of the creator’s voice, and user-generated sounds, Blerp is a bottomless resource for streamers and creators. How does it work?&nbsp;Viewers can search and preview sounds from Blerp’s expansive library and share them in-stream, in-chat, or in real life for hilarious results.

Blerp: Sound Emotes to Enhance Any Moment 

Blerp's Open Press Release Statement + Beta Info

Twitch Affiliates and Partners have the option to use Blerp’s Channel Points integration, a system that helps you reward your viewers for their interaction and contribution to your channel.&nbsp;

Make Your Stream Even MORE Awesome.

Blerp Channel Points - Everything You Need to Know

Are you looking for a new way to connect with your viewers? Do you wish you could turn your passion for streaming into a pastime that actually makes money? Now you can with Blerp Sound Emotes, the all-encompassing solution for better viewer engagement and monetization on any streaming platform. With Sound Emotes, viewers can play Blerps to a YouTube stream, Facebook Gaming stream, or directly to a computer, creating a whole new world of interaction. Here’s everything you need to know to get started on https://blerp.com/soundemotes

Your Monetizable Engagement Solution for Facebook Gaming and YouTube Streaming.

Blerp Sound Emotes

With WalkOn, you’ll have the option to allow your followers to announce their presence with a Blerp each time they visit your stream.&nbsp;

Reward Your Subscribers!

Blerp WalkOn

The Blerp Twitch Extension has all the features you need to elevate your stream. Here’s what you need to know to get set up and ready to use Blerp.

Details and How-To's for the Blerp Twitch 3.0 Release.

Everything You Need To Know about Blerp on Twitch

Thousands of Twitch Streamers are making money with Blerp – but how can Blerp help you turn your passion for streaming into a lucrative career?&nbsp; Blerp is an audio expression platform that allows you to enhance every moment and engage with your audience while you stream. When you stream with Blerp extension enabled, your viewers can click and share audio clips live on your stream. They’ll pay bits to play each Blerp, and those Twitch Bits go straight into your pocket. To get started, the first thing you need to do is add Blerp to your stream (<a href="https://youtu.be/OOXvCYNXJbU" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" style="color: black;">click here to learn how</a>). Next, set the bit price that best matches your stream: a good rule of thumb is to set your bit price close to your number of concurrent viewers. For example, if you have 10-15 concurrent viewers, we recommend setting your bit price around 15, and for streams with 100+ concurrent viewers, we recommend 150+ or more. The key is a balance, so your community is excited to share their hilarious and perfectly-timed Blerps. Once you’re all set up, you can start to really customize Blerp to really get your community engaged and sharing bits: 1.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Create your own soundboard. You can create Blerps from your best Twitch clips, YouTube content, and more, or you can upload your own video file to use. Once you’ve made your soundboard, you can feature it for everyone, or keep it exclusive for Subscribers and top fans. 2.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Add !Blerp to your stream title with a chat command explaining what Blerp is and how to use it. 3.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Install Blerp on your component as well as your panel. Streamers who have Blerp accessible with a stream overlay see 30-40% more shares on stream. 4.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Feature content you know your community will love. In addition to your own custom-made soundboards, you have the entire Blerp soundboard database at your disposal, so take the time to find fun and engaging content. 5.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lastly, we recommend having your mods create a soundboard of their own to feature on stream. This will allow them to add and approve sounds from the community, which can be an incredible resource. Your next stream with Blerp is going to be a blast, with hilarious clips and excellent viewer engagement that will help your stream thrive. So, install Blerp, sit back and watch the donations roll in.&nbsp;To learn more, check out blerp.com/twitch or hit us up on the Blerp Discord channel.&nbsp;(Be aware, you will need to be at least an affiliate streamer before you can receive bits).&nbsp;

Everything you need to know about getting paid for streaming on Twitch.

How Can Your Stream Make Money With Blerp?

Setting up a WalkOn sound to use with your favorite streamers is simple.

Get the attention and admiration you deserve.

How To Set Up Blerp WalkOn as a Viewer

Here's what you need to know to get paid out on Twitch First off to get paid on Twitch you must become an Affiliate. Here's the requirements to become a Twitch Affilate: <ol><li>At least 500 total minutes broadcast in the last 30 days.</li><li>At least 7 unique broadcast days in the last 30 days.</li><li>An average of 3 concurrent viewers or more over the last 30 days.</li><li>At least 50 Followers.</li></ol> Once you're an affiliate you will be invited by Twitch to fill out your <a href="https://help.twitch.tv/s/article/affiliate-onboarding-guide" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" style="color: var(--lwc-brandTextLinkActive,#523587); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Affiliate Onboarding</a> checklist. Once you are all set up you can make money on Twitch through: <ul><li>Subscribers</li><li>Donations </li><li>Extension </li></ul> Once you've reached $100 in revenue, Twitch will pay out on a NET 15. Which means that your pay out will deposit 15 days after the end of the month. Payout processing can very up to 3 - 5 days (excluding weekends and holidays. You can also check <a href="http://link.twitch.tv/myPayoutHistory" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" style="color: var(--lwc-brandTextLink,rgb(100, 65, 164)); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Payout History</a>&nbsp;page for more information.

How do i get paid out by Twitch? 

How to get Paid by Twitch

Introducing Developer Updates&nbsp; Hello Blerpers!&nbsp; As a team we've decided to begin releasing regular updates regarding product creation and development. Beyond just bullet points, bug fixes, and improvements, we want to talk about what features we're prioritizing, how we're addressing changes, and why we're making the decisions we are. Ultimately, we hope this serves to give our users a voice and opportunity to give open, candid feedback about Blerp products. Each month's notes will contain one major Developer Update and a minor follow-up release two weeks later. Users will be invited to contact us over listed media channels with concerns or feedback regarding these notes at any time June Update:&nbsp; Table of Contents1. How we’re keeping your Channel safe2. “Unlisted” and “Private” content updates3. Twitch Sound Emotes 3.0 updates___3a. Front End overhaul___3b. Editor Permissions!4. NEW! Product: Blerp Desktop App Blerp Content Moderation Changes 1. Blerp Streaming: Keeping your channel safeWe’ve had a lot of questions about how our rating system sorts content and what content we filter out. Before we discuss updates, let’s review how Blerp Rating and Search currently function.&nbsp; Current PolicyBlerp’s library of 250K+ sounds for Twitch are all Rated manually by our team- Rating Guidelines:---- G: Appropriate for all ages---- PG-13: Parents urged to be cautious. Some material may be inappropriate for teens. No swearing. Mild adult content.---- R: Contains adult material. Swearing, sexual innuendo, contextual violent speech.---- NC-17: Clearly Adult. Very Vulgar, sexual or violent. Blerp filters out ALL music content from search (Two exceptions below)&nbsp;- Streamer features content&nbsp;- Blerp has DMCA licensing and it’s marked as DMCA FreeBlerp blacklists and blocks search terms that are harmful, racist, or could hurt marginalized groups. Details on <a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/16tLWoVNM7-S9ZMfuZElly1aDnoHFuQu_nuYWhU_4oeI/edit?usp=sharing" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(17, 85, 204);">Blerp Content Ratings</a> 2. Key changes we’re making to further address content safety:&nbsp; Blerp has created a new Unrated and Private functionality&nbsp;- Unrated: This Blerp has been deemed unsafe and can be used to hurt or marginalize. It will not be searchable on Blerp’s database (unless you enable “Unrated” search.&nbsp;- Private: When you create a Blerp, you will have the option to mark it as “Private”. This means that the Blerp will not be searchable or shareable EXCEPT in places that the owner of the Blerp features. For example, you can feature it on your Twitch, Facebook gaming, or Youtube gaming live stream, but no one else can. 3. Big new Blerp Streaming updates:&nbsp;In the coming months Blerp will be focusing more resources on revamping our Blerp extension with highly requested features and a design update. New viewer panel/component interface:- More organized featured content for Twitch- A new way to organize Blerps viewers will see on your extension---- Pages. This means Blerps will show up in the same place every time, making it easier for streamers to select which Blerp they want and where it shows up on the grid.&nbsp;- New Settings screen with easier access directly from Blerp.com- Editor Permissions: This new editor role will allow selected users to manage various aspects of a streamer's Blerp sound emotes settings.&nbsp;---- Manage featured new content&nbsp;---- Approve and deny Walk On sounds---- Turn Blerp on and off&nbsp;---- Manage users (Blacklist)&nbsp;- Walkon Updates:---- Auto approve for creators---- Walk on Auto-play functionality for viewers. This has been highly requested and we're excited to bring this flexibility for you all.---- More granular control based on subscription level 4. New Products:&nbsp;Blerp Desktop App. Your voice chats and games will never be the same! You can now play Blerps via shortcuts and chat wheels seamlessly while you game! Get a sneak peek here: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1twu05nGt_M" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(17, 85, 204);">Blerp Desktop App Beta</a> If you’re interested in joining the Beta, <a href="https://blerp.com/desktop" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(17, 85, 204);">let us know</a>! We’re releasing the full version next month. Other feedback? Want to talk to a Blerp Representative? Join our Discord <a href="https://discord.gg/5VhNye3bwk" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://discord.gg/5VhNye3bwk</a>

Welcome to Developer Updates. Each month's notes will contain one major Developer Update and a minor follow-up release two weeks later. Users will be invited to contact us over listed media channels with concerns or feedback regarding these notes at any time

Introducing Developer Updates

10. “Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings!”Want to annoy your siblings or warm your grandma’s heart? Either way, this is the Blerp to do it.

Insults to enjoyment, we’ve got everything you need to spread cheer (or sarcasm). 

The Cutest (and Funniest) Christmas Movie Quotes to Share This Season

Looking to creep your friends out or troll your Discord group while you play together? These Phasmophobia noises are scary, subtle, and perfectly clipped to sound like they happened in-game. From the scary ghost noises to creepy ambiance, we’ve got all the effects you need to spice up your friend group’s Phasmophobia night.

Playing Blerps Adds a Whole New Element of "Scary" to the Game. 

Top 10 Phasmophobia Sounds for Trolling

5. “Where I’m from you share a bit about your soul before you talk biz.”Unexpectedly profound advice for a Cyberpunk character, this quote actually contains a really cool idea that more people should try out. Bear your soul more, it’s good for you.

Wake up, cowboy.

Top 5 Cyberpunk 2077 Quotes (So Far)

Blerp is an audio expression platform designed specifically with streamers in mind. Our Twitch Extension and Sound Emotes integrations are built to increase your streamer engagement, encourage creator donations, and boost viewer retention and subscribers. We do this by creating a unique interaction between you and your viewers, allowing them to play sounds, quotes, songs, and every other kind of audio to make a joke, try to scare you, or just add something new to the stream.But, don’t just take our word for it – the best way to see how Blerp can really help your stream is through user testimonials from some of our most successful streamers.

Let some of our top streamers tell you. 

Why Should I Use Blerp?

Discord Meme Soundboard Bot Audio Refresh Today we are announcing brand new features for the Blerp Discord soundboard and sound memes bot.The Blerp Discord soundboard bot is getting a refresh with new features. The new Discord Web Console will enable you to select and play sound effects and audio clips straight to your favorite Discord voice channels using your phone or desktop.

Use the Blerp Soundboard Discord Bot to play the Best Sounds through a web interface

The Best Meme Soundboard on Discord 

Blerp Desktop App Frequently Asked Questions Q: How do I set a shortcut sound?&nbsp;A: Go to the Shortcuts menu. Scroll down to shortcuts click “ + “. You will see the “Adding new shortcut” banner at the top. The next blerp you select will be binded!&nbsp; Q: How do I add a sound to a chat wheel?&nbsp;A: Go to the Shortcuts menu. Select a spot on the wheel. Click “Search new sound to add”&nbsp;&nbsp; Q: How do you remove a sound from a chat wheel or shortcut?&nbsp;A: Simply highlight over the sound and click the trash can to remove it.&nbsp; Q: How do I add a sound I created as a hotkey?&nbsp;A: Click “Add new shortcut”, click “Blerps” under My Library then select your Blerp!&nbsp; Q: How do I connect the Blerp desktop app to play on my discord chat?&nbsp;A: You can play Blerps in any voice application. To play Blerps in Discord. Open the discord app, right click on the discord michrophone icon and select the Blerp Microphone. You can now share Blerps! Still can’t hear the blerp? Checkout our troubleshooting guide for common problems and solutions! Q: Can I manage my stream sound emotes from here too?&nbsp;A: Yes! You can access it from the Streamer settings on the left menu. Stream settings will only be visible if you’ve set up a Blerp streaming extension.&nbsp; Q: Do you do a free trial?A: Yes, you can start your free two week trial today. Click here! Q: Can I set any Blerp as a Shortcut?&nbsp;A: Yes! Choose from over a million Blerps to quickly share via shortcuts. You can also create your own too. Q: What is your pricing?&nbsp;A: You can see a full list of our pricing here: Blerp Pricing Q: Can I use it on mac, windows or Linux?Yes! Q: Do I need a Blerp account?Yes, In order to use the desktop application you do need to create a free blerp account. Q: Will it work with any audio file?We support most major audio codecs. For more info see our creation page at blerp.com/create Q: What’s it cost?Free, or $2.99 for the full feature set Q: How do I share a Blerp without Shortcuts?You can share a Blerp in two easy steps, <ol><li>first select the box around a Blerp, In the lower left you’ll see your selected Blerp.</li><li>Then click the share button below the Blerp in the lower left to share it through your active outputs. I.e output 1, output 2, discord, obs etc.</li></ol> ------Future updates------Q: What if I already have a collection of audio files already?You can upload via our soon to be updated creation page. We support all popular audio formats and let you quickly upload multiple files to Blerp. Q: How do I set up the driver?&nbsp;A: the driver is installed with the blerp app right when you downloaded it, you’ll see an option to install driver where you can choose to add it or not depending on your computer setup. have any other questions? Please reach us at support@blerp.com or join our discord!

Blerp desktop frequently asked questions

Blerp Desktop App FAQ

Earlier this year, we started a new marketing campaign that involved making Blerps from clips of top creators who found success using our platform. The goal of the campaign was to help viewers and broadcasters see the power of creating new content for their channel.&nbsp;As part of this campaign, much of the created content was unsolicited and some was rightfully received poorly by our users. We created content for broadcasters as a form of outreach without consent, which was clearly a mistake. When we were made aware of how this was impacting creators, we took down this content as quickly as possible. In the future, we will help users make unique content only when they actively reach out to us for assistance. The users themselves will review the Blerps with us and have the final say before they can be made public. We are working harder to make sure Blerp is a safe place for your content. Our first step towards this path is a new unlisted mode that allows you to create a soundboard that only you and your community can view on Blerp. The next step will be adding even more options for you to control which communities can share your content. We absorbed feedback related to both our outreach campaign as well as our initial response to the criticism. We are shifting resources from outreach to focus on building the success and partnerships of our current streamers. This has been a time for major learning and reflection for us as a team. We are grateful for those who rightfully pointed out how we can do better and who hold us accountable.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; We apologize to all who have been negatively impacted by our actions and have sent direct apologies to individuals. Because many of our users are in the streaming community, this shortcoming was a tough pill to swallow; we want to be advocates for you and we did not succeed in doing so.&nbsp; We will continue to address these topics internally and want our community to know that we welcome your feedback. That communication is vital in helping us continue to learn and be better now and in the future.&nbsp;

Blerp Response 5/23

Hey there! Blerp is the easiest way to make a meme soundboard! Simply go to <a href="http://www.blerp.com/create" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(17, 85, 204);">www.blerp.com/create</a> Step 1: Add source. You can create a sound meme from Mp3/Mp4, Youtube videos, Twitch clips and Tiktoks. Just enter the URL or drag the audio in.

How to create audio soundboard memes

Developer Update July 21&nbsp; Hey again Blerp Community, we can’t believe it's already July! With a slight delay on our last release, we will keep this update a little more brief.&nbsp; July Update Overview1. Twitch 3.0 Updates&nbsp;2. Blerp Creation Updates3. Native Desktop App Updates4. Premium Content&nbsp; 1. Twitch 3.0 UpdatesSince our last update, not too much has changed in terms of roadmap. We’re hoping to launch the new updates in Mid July. You can review the key changes below:&nbsp;<img src="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/mrFNMc0pxj4c8PaL4iJqWw1ruN-Zj74dbCKpOfq7n29olA_u0upFPBHseZi5j9fw8q4vQeuC1-3hu36K_VcDASE5LNAZJEgrOqaMyMcmLoMif61nu9HUTry_XDO2vhWgwLA1WL5M" height="378" width="248"> If you’d like to give more feedback please fill out our survey here:&nbsp;<a href="https://forms.gle/MZP4YvMeoYbJEiQa9" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(17, 85, 204);">2 Minute Twitch Updates Survey (See the new interface!)</a> 2. Blerp Creation UpdatesFor those of you making Blerps, you've probably experienced some hiccups with the Blerp creation tool over the last few months. It's been a long work in progress, but the core issues have been around IP addresses and how files are queued should be resolved. We pushed a major update in the first week of July that directly addresses this. We'll continue improving and refining the creation experience over the coming months. Please reach out if you have any thoughts or feedback. 3. Blerp Native Desktop App updatesIf you haven't heard, the Blerp desktop app will allow you to create shortcuts to quickly play your favorite Blerps through your virtually any audio input/mic (on discord calls, video calls, or just playing with friends). We’re still in a closed ALPHA, but if you’re interested in joining and giving us feedback you can sign up for your chance to be selected to test the Blerp desktop app.Sign up here: <a href="http://www.blerp.com/desktop-app" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(17, 85, 204);">www.blerp.com/desktop-app</a>&nbsp; We'll be moving to open beta in early August, so please sign up if you're interested! 3. Premium ContentWe’ve been really excited to share this with the Blerp community of content creators! With the full release of desktop app we plan to create options for you, as a creator, to monetize your audio content via exclusive soundboards your fans can purchase and exclusively share across all of Blerps integrations. A special creator portal will be launched in early September that gives access to special creation tools for making Premium soundboards.&nbsp; We see this as an amazing opportunity for creators to monetize their unique voice and brand. We’ll be launching this alongside other premium content created by both the team here at Blerp and some cool partnerships in the gaming space! Stay tuned!&nbsp;

dev update

July Dev Update 2021

These are our top picks for Tiktok creators every streamer should be following: 5. NoctWolfNoctwolf is a great mix of streamer tips, game reviews and new tech.<a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@noctwolftv" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(17, 85, 204);">Tiktok</a><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@noctwolftv" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(17, 85, 204);">Twitch</a>

The best tiktok's streamers should be following 

Top Tiktok's to follow as a streamer

Here's our list for the best sonic branding sounds throughout time. 10. MGM LionAlthough iconic MGM comes in at number 10 on our list because its not EASILY distinguishable from other roars.

sonic branding 

Top 10 best sonic branding sounds 

Animals

Anime

Celebrity

Comedians

Emotions

Encouragement

Farewells

Gaming

Google Assistant

Greetings

Holidays

iMessage

Mobile

Movies

Music

DISCORD

Podcasts

Politics

Pranks

Questions

Reactions

Sound Effects

Sports

Television

TikTok

TWITCH

Twitch Streamer Picks

Favorites

Song

Billie Eilish

This video game SFX list has that and many, many more. Take a look at our list of memorable video game sound effects and vote up the ones that provoke instant reactions.