Hello Billy Madison

Magic: Crystal Energy Blast

Cartoon Sounds: Fail (Wha wha wha whaaaaa)

I'm doing the best I can! wahhh - South Park

Magic: Hypnotic Sounds

You're gonna make it.. I know you are! My bags are packed - Jim Valvano

Wubba Lubba Dub Dub - Rick and Morty

Magic: Fairy Dust Sound

Sandlot Insults

You asked me that already!! Now quit wasting my time! - Plankton

Screw the rules I have money - Yugioh Abriged - Seto Kaiba

I just need to play a single card to teach you a lesson you won't forget - Seto Kaiba

Noone messes with my little brother.. especially with an egyption god card in my deck - Seto Kaiba

Hehe okay let me make this very simple for all of you.. you're losers - Yugioh Abridged Seto Kaiba

Heavy Door Knocking

Hot Pocket Jim Gaffigan

Kaiba Boy

Happy Birthday(Cute)

I have the time of my life

haha simpsons

Error

I Fart in your general direction

My Time

Read my lips

2001 A Space Odyssey

Theme Song - 2001 A Space Odyssey

Immed 2- Arnold Schwarzenegger Soundboard

Play sir so Alexa play just by Seto five

Podbaydoors1- 2001: A Space Odyssey Movie Soundboard

Dan- Dan Vs. Soundboard v2.0

Jim Mora- NFL Soundboard

Peter Griffin From Family Guy Sounds Sound

Cause legit I was terrified

Uh, I was legit amazed

S-M-R-T

Mmmm donuts

Stop- Enginseer - Warhammer 40k Soundboard

That- Enginseer - Warhammer 40k Soundboard

No- Heretic - Warhammer 40k Soundboard

Sound- Heretic - Warhammer 40k Soundboard

The- Heretic - Warhammer 40k Soundboard

We serve- Heretic - Warhammer 40k Soundboard

Yes- Heretic - Warhammer 40k Soundboard

Sound- Space Marine Chaplain - Warhammer 40k Soundboard

Spam none- Space Marine Chaplain - Warhammer 40k Soundboard

Turn- Space Marine Chaplain - Warhammer 40k Soundboard

Dad- Commissar - Warhammer 40k Soundboard

God- Commissar - Warhammer 40k Soundboard

No- Commissar - Warhammer 40k Soundboard

Godfather 2- Arnold Schwarzenegger Soundboard: Raw Deal

Kaminski 2- Arnold Schwarzenegger Soundboard: Raw Deal

Mutilated 2- Arnold Schwarzenegger Soundboard: Raw Deal

Pregnant 2- Arnold Schwarzenegger Soundboard: Raw Deal

75- Arnold Schwarzenegger Soundboard: Raw Deal

Still more- Arnold Schwarzenegger Soundboard: Rare Movies

Thats my name- Arnold Schwarzenegger Soundboard: Rare Movies

Used to it- Arnold Schwarzenegger Soundboard: Rare Movies

Where we do it- Arnold Schwarzenegger Soundboard: Rare Movies

donat

Billy Madison - A Rational Thought

Billy Madison - Everyone is Now Dumber

UH OH

UH OH updated

thats cause jesus christ is my ni-

kom op dan

hoe dan?!

Jim Rome- Is There a Pulse Here?

Jim Rome- React to Me

kom op dan kk jong

Free Food

Horn of Helm Hammerhand

A Fox in Space - My Man

A Fox in Space - Sick Burn

Unacceptable - Adventure Time

Peter insults pie

DOOR KNOCK (RIGHT side only--IRREGULAR)

Ugly Americans - Let it Begin

Was machen Sachen

knocking sound effect

Bugs Bunny - Deviltry

Bugs Bunny - Don't Know Me Very Well

Duffman - Thrusting Direction

Arnold - If It Bleeds..

Maybe I'm Amazed - Bill Shepherd

UH OH STINKY

I'm a cool guy

knocking on heavans door

Arnold Je te casse les oeufs

Exodia...! Errr it's not possible! No one's ever been able to call him!

EXODIA OBLITERATE

ROCK BOTTOM

it was metal guy

BIG TIME

Ted make us a brew

Suicide

Think of your family

HAP DAN DAY

stiffy uh

Tu la sens ma grosse intelligence !

Die Heretics

Your Duty Is Not Done Brother

TheyWill Not Escape Our Holy Fire

I am Not You Bootlick

We Need a New Driver

Random Noise

We couldn't do diddly poo offensively 

knocking elijah

That was Legit-ness

5 Dollar Sub Pt 1

5 Dollar Sub Pt 2

Knock knock - Predator Arnold 

Dead Space Giant Monster 

Door knock right earcup sfx

Jim Lahey Gummy Bears

Skrew the rules I have money

Gawd Almighy Jim Ross

Need some help

OP 1 Food Wars

jim carrey fart grinch

Happy.. What is this?

Fake orgasm - Madison Paige

Door Kick

___ was an imposter. (Among Us)

Door Knocking

kanker jong

Die Clown

Never a better time to focus

The raid against the spider dungeon

The deep fat

So Sorry to Interrupt

time/date

door open

dan sound board

But now I'm fine - Adventure Time

Gonna starve to death... Unless - Adventure Time

You stay here and suffer - Adventure Time

It's the end for you - Adventure Time

FIX THE DOOR - Adventure Time

Angry gods - Adventure Time

You dillweeds!! - Adventure Time

What? I can't Do it!

space cadet start

Sci Fi 15 - 2001: Space Odyssey

Will Gladly Skip This Ad

what i cant do it short

Minecraft Rap 

Wind Scar2

Oh, Uh...

Livewire - Jim Ross

Tractor Boy Not Happy

Jap. BECM Attack

Deep-Eyes White Dragon

Heres a nice piece of s***

It's poop again

The Airship Arrives...

Dan dan dan dan!!! :S

Shhshhhh

test

add test

I f***** a cricket once - Bee Movie

Thor Arrives in Wakanda

You Triggered My Trap Card

Knocking

Urgent Knocking

grubhub 

Grubhub Ad but with Otamatones

insanely idiotic

rambling incoherent response

may god have mercy on your soul

Grubhub Ad but the Food Never Arrives

Just because it’s 2020 and the world is falling apart around us doesn’t mean we have nothing to be thankful for! This Holiday season, let’s remember to have gratitude for the good things we’ve seen this year, like…Well, I’m sure there have been some good things.&nbsp;And when those happy moments crop up, send your loved ones these messages of thanks to commemorate those sweet (and sporadic) occasions.

Get that gratitude.

The Best “Thank You” Blerps to Use for Thanksgiving

Blerp, an audio expression start-up out of Salt Lake City, recently closed on an undisclosed seed round with notable investors from the Alexa Fund, Kickstart VC, Konvoy Ventures, The Fund VC, and Voice Punch. Blerp was conceptualized after their founder created the viral Shia Lebouf “Just Do It” soundboard, which boasted over 50,000 app downloads in its first month. From there, Blerp has grown into a leading soundbite database with over 1M+ user-created sounds, which range from popular memes to sound effects and more.&nbsp; Blerp’s primary integrations have focused on livestreaming and gaming, allowing streamers to add Sound Emotes to their stream to amplify engagement and offer exclusive content to their subscribers. From pranks effects, soundboards of the creator’s voice, and user-generated sounds, Blerp is a bottomless resource for streamers and creators. How does it work?&nbsp;Viewers can search and preview sounds from Blerp’s expansive library and share them in-stream, in-chat, or in real life for hilarious results.

Blerp: Sound Emotes to Enhance Any Moment 

Blerp's Open Press Release Statement + Beta Info

Q: What is DMCA?A: DMCA stands for Digital Millennium Copyright Act, which regulates and oversees the rights of content creators and holders. You can read more <a href="https://www.copyright.gov/dmca/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">here</a>. At Blerp, we want to make sure you feel secure about using our content in your streams and in your lives. Our goal is to keep our users informed and protected while safely expressing themselves with audio memes on Twitch and everywhere else.&nbsp;Q: If I use Blerp content in my Twitch Stream, will I have copyright issues?A: No, and here’s why: Different sound content falls under different copyright laws. For example, laws regarding music are much stricter than laws protecting original YouTube content. Blerp’s content will cause absolutely no issues if the content is Blerp-user-generated (including original Blerp user music, voice clips, and sound effects). Other content that will cause absolutely no issues includes Creative Commons music, Vines, TikToks, and original YouTube content. Blerp has officially removed all copyrighted music that hasn't been officially cleared for sharing on Twitch from our Twitch extension. We are compiling boards for Twitch that are verified DMCA safe, and are constantly reviewing content and taking this seriously to keep your streams strike-free.&nbsp;Q: What is Blerp’s DMCA Policy?A: Blerp respects copyright law and expects its users to do the same. It is Blerp’s policy to terminate (in appropriate circumstances) account holders or subscribers who repeatedly infringe the rights of copyright holders. In accordance with the Digital Millennium Copyright Act of 1998, Blerp will respond expeditiously to claims of copyright infringement committed using the services that are reported to Blerp’s designated Copyright Agent (identified below). If you are a copyright owner, or authorized to act on behalf of one, please report alleged copyright through the aforementioned form. &nbsp;Q: What about music?A: All music subject to DMCA strikes will not be sharable on Twitch streams for all users on the Twitch Streamer app. We have an ever-evolving library of great music that will not receive DMCA strikes. This includes music by artists who have made public statements that their music can be used on streams, music that falls under the Creative Commons license, and music that is royalty-free.&nbsp;Q: Why does it matter if a Blerp is less than 10 seconds if the source is still technically copyrighted?A: Blerp is continuously building a library of original content and expanding its library of licenses to eliminate any issues regarding copyright. With that said, Blerp's content does not threaten movies, TV shows, music, or other copyright holders because we limit our content to 10 second audio clips, and those short audio clips cannot even begin to express a full experience or story. Rather than detract value, these sound bites heavily promote top creators and brands who use our platform.&nbsp;If any content creator or brand holds issue with Blerp, we encourage them to follow our DMCA take down policy to claim or report copyrighted content. We also encourage content partners who wish to have greater control and detection of their content to join our distribution network by reaching out to partnerships@blerp.com. If you have any other questions about the DMCA, please feel free to message us on Discord, Twitter, or email us at support@blerp.com.

Let us put your mind at ease.

Blerp, the DMCA, and You – FAQs and Answers

Thousands of Twitch Streamers are making money with Blerp – but how can Blerp help you turn your passion for streaming into a lucrative career?&nbsp; Blerp is an audio expression platform that allows you to enhance every moment and engage with your audience while you stream. When you stream with Blerp extension enabled, your viewers can click and share audio clips live on your stream. They’ll pay bits to play each Blerp, and those Twitch Bits go straight into your pocket. To get started, the first thing you need to do is add Blerp to your stream (<a href="https://youtu.be/OOXvCYNXJbU" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" style="color: black;">click here to learn how</a>). Next, set the bit price that best matches your stream: a good rule of thumb is to set your bit price close to your number of concurrent viewers. For example, if you have 10-15 concurrent viewers, we recommend setting your bit price around 15, and for streams with 100+ concurrent viewers, we recommend 150+ or more. The key is a balance, so your community is excited to share their hilarious and perfectly-timed Blerps. Once you’re all set up, you can start to really customize Blerp to really get your community engaged and sharing bits: 1.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Create your own soundboard. You can create Blerps from your best Twitch clips, YouTube content, and more, or you can upload your own video file to use. Once you’ve made your soundboard, you can feature it for everyone, or keep it exclusive for Subscribers and top fans. 2.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Add !Blerp to your stream title with a chat command explaining what Blerp is and how to use it. 3.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Install Blerp on your component as well as your panel. Streamers who have Blerp accessible with a stream overlay see 30-40% more shares on stream. 4.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Feature content you know your community will love. In addition to your own custom-made soundboards, you have the entire Blerp soundboard database at your disposal, so take the time to find fun and engaging content. 5.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lastly, we recommend having your mods create a soundboard of their own to feature on stream. This will allow them to add and approve sounds from the community, which can be an incredible resource. Your next stream with Blerp is going to be a blast, with hilarious clips and excellent viewer engagement that will help your stream thrive. So, install Blerp, sit back and watch the donations roll in.&nbsp;To learn more, check out blerp.com/twitch or hit us up on the Blerp Discord channel.&nbsp;(Be aware, you will need to be at least an affiliate streamer before you can receive bits).&nbsp;

Everything you need to know about getting paid for streaming on Twitch.

How Can Your Stream Make Money With Blerp?

Thanksgiving has a reputation for being one of the greatest and most stressful holidays of the year. It’s a beautiful excuse for families to gather together to celebrate the things they’re grateful for – or to rip on every individual member of that family for… well, anything. Regardless of your family type, this list of thank-you’s will get you through the night from beginning to end, with just the right amount of sarcasm to make the day bearable.

Because nothing says “grateful” like a sound emote.

Show Your Gratitude by Sharing Blerps This Thanksgiving

The transition into 2020’s new teaching style was abrupt, unexpected, and definitely not easy. Students across the world were sent home and expected to “log in” for class every day, while teachers were thrown into the Wild West of online classes, materials, and subject matter. It hasn’t been easy for either side, but it seems that teachers got the short end of the stick, especially when dealing with more difficult students, passive parents, or more “dense” subjects.&nbsp;To be honest, I don’t think anyone actually enjoys having classes over Zoom, but all you educators out there have done an excellent job trying to make it fun. For those of you who’ve hit your stride, we salute you. But, for those still struggling to find a means of better engaging their students, there’s Blerp: an audio enhancement tool full of audio memes, funny movies and TV clips, high-quality sound effects, and more.&nbsp;Using a Blerp during an online lecture is more than just playing a sound – it’s getting your class to laugh, or bringing them back into the moment. You can use them to tease, to express disappointment, to praise, or simply to educate – the possibilities are limitless with Blerp. Teachers are already utilizing Blerp in this way, and many have created their own “starter” boards for all-around use during class.&nbsp;Creating a Blerp account is easy and gives you access to soundboard creation, where you can not only gather your favorite Blerps for use, but create your own using your favorite teaching tools, your own voice, or anything else you think would add to your classes. You can work Blerp into your regular teaching schedule, use it as an assignment resource, or just use it for fun – whatever you end up doing, Blerp is sure to put a smile on your student’s on-screen faces.&nbsp;Check out some of our favorite teaching boards:<a href="blerp.com/soundboard/5fbbf05278ae7f000ce63f26" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Acornsoundsquirrel’s Board</a><a href="https://blerp.com/soundboard/5f3b6f7a128a2e0005f5de43" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Onsite Sass’s Board</a><a href="blerp.com/soundboard/5f97840bef336d004d84af6b" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Anthony_ingargiola’s Board</a>

How to your online classes more fun and more engaging.

Soundboards: a Surprisingly Perfect Tool for Online Teaching

10. “Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings!”Want to annoy your siblings or warm your grandma’s heart? Either way, this is the Blerp to do it.

Insults to enjoyment, we’ve got everything you need to spread cheer (or sarcasm). 

The Cutest (and Funniest) Christmas Movie Quotes to Share This Season

“I’m-a Wario! I’m-a gonna win!”&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because you are, friend – you ARE gonna win.

Perfect for in stream or IRL.

The Top Classic Video Game Sounds on Blerp

Looking to creep your friends out or troll your Discord group while you play together? These Phasmophobia noises are scary, subtle, and perfectly clipped to sound like they happened in-game. From the scary ghost noises to creepy ambiance, we’ve got all the effects you need to spice up your friend group’s Phasmophobia night.

Playing Blerps Adds a Whole New Element of "Scary" to the Game. 

Top 10 Phasmophobia Sounds for Trolling

5. “Where I’m from you share a bit about your soul before you talk biz.”Unexpectedly profound advice for a Cyberpunk character, this quote actually contains a really cool idea that more people should try out. Bear your soul more, it’s good for you.

Wake up, cowboy.

Top 5 Cyberpunk 2077 Quotes (So Far)

5. Rosemary’s Baby (Main Theme)&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just the right balance of sweet lullaby and creepy discord set the Rosemary’s Baby Main Theme apart from other horror themes. Uncomfortable harmony and jarringly metallic harpsichord notes make it more nightmarish than dreamlike, ending with a hauntingly sad fade that hurts as much as it scares.

Time to get spooky.

Top 5 Most Iconic Horror Movie Theme Songs 