Soundbites from Simon & Garfunkel sound of silence from the Album: Wednesday Morning, 3 A.M.

Hello Darkness, my old friend

Fart

Old Windows Error Sound

Grail Knight: "You have chosen wisely."

You have reached the life model decoy of Tony Stark. Please leave a message: Tony Stark / Iron Man

Well that worked out nicely: The Grinch

Windows Old Error Sound

Old Spice is an American brand of male grooming products encompassing deodorants and antiperspirants, shampoos, body washes, and soaps. It is manufactured by Procter & Gamble. 

Old Spice commercial screaming

Messing with Sasquatch

kitten meowing 

Wo Yao Ni De Ai - Crazy Rich Asians / Grace Chang

Kissing

Moms Spaghetti (eminem)

garfield

Im in my moms car vroom vroom

They said welcome to new york, it's been waiting for you! - Taylor Swift

That's Great John

Old town road

number 15

Rimshot

U MESSING WITH THE DYR ?

Peppa Pig

Alex Jones Six Year Old

Number 15

Old Spice - Explodeeeeeeeeee

Starcraft Siege Tank

i'm messing with you - Avril Lavigne

Theme Song - Peppa Pig

Theme Song - Moms Cooking

Theme Song - Missing Reward

Theme Song - Number 73

1990 - Theme Song - 20th Century Fox Television

Office Space - Missing Work

Alltoowell- Taylor Swift Soundboard

Bad Blood (Taylor Swift)

Bandaidsdont- Taylor Swift Soundboard

Clean- Taylor Swift Soundboard

Damsell- Taylor Swift Soundboard

Delicate- Taylor Swift Soundboard

Dontblame- Taylor Swift Soundboard

Endgame- Taylor Swift Soundboard

Eyesopen- Taylor Swift Soundboard

Fearless- Taylor Swift Soundboard

Forgiveness- Taylor Swift Soundboard

Doorbell Sound

Listen carefully to each of my instructions,

NICOLE!!

old gregg shoe drink

Fast Fart Sounds

Bye Bye Rangers - Derek Warfield

Charlie Tully - Derek Warfield

Coronation Cup Song - Derek Warfield

Hampden In The Sun - Derek Warfield

The Ballad Of Martin ONeill - Derek Warfield

We Shall Not Be Moved - Derek Warfield

Horror Peppa pig theme song

Peppa Cabello

Messing everything up

Well that's nice i'm i'm glad you're snowed in too

Oh my god he's hacking

Hello Raja forever this show by God

fart poop

I said whoever threw that paper yo moms a hoe

Soundbite from Little Nicky  the son of the devil, must stop his devious brothers from creating a new hell on Earth and save his father,

Little Nicky - Popeyes

moms a ho

Farts — also called flatus (say: FLAY-tuss) or intestinal (say: in-TESS-tuh-null) gas — are made of, well, gas!

fart

I gotta have a good meal

Soundbite from  Robbie and Bobbie We Are Number One

We Are Number One

MediocreFilms Bad Movies Live: Hank Green

Prostitute

I want a diseased, crab-ridden, prostitute to scratch my eyebrows —what is so wrong with that?

Elucid is Missing Part 1

Peppa pig hood

Peppa pig hood V2

fart w reverb

Naomi is a Twitch streamer and a cosplayer from the west coast of Canada!!

<Yoshi comments in chat>

nicole wap

The best sound buttons and audio clips ever created. This is the best meme soundboard app and audio expression tool on the planet.

oiled up nicely

old man laugh

This is Number 1

This is Number 2

Let's real talk - Paul Rudd

Slide that into your DMs - Paul Rudd

I'm not gonna preach - Paul Rudd

Caring about other people - Paul Rudd

Moms a hoe

You're so my bae! - Paul Rudd

Garfield Theme

A remix of Taylor's popular 2008 hit went massively viral on Tiktok thanks to user @ethanishung who uploaded the hip thrusting routine we all know and love. The dance soon caught on, with over 6.5 million videos using the sound.

Love Story - Taylor Swift

Theme for Ichigo when he goes full macho crazy

Number One

You French Pig

number 1 insult

number 2 insult

Messiah

Goodbye old friend - Star Wars

I'm disengaging - Dance Moms

When Abby is running away to Baskin Robbins and the camera operators cannot run as fast as her electric wheelchair 

She's zoomin', dude - Dance Moms

You're a big liar - Dance Moms

3 bitches - Dance Moms

No I didn't dingbat - Dance Moms

Don't slam my door - Dance Moms

Stay home and eat chips - Dance Moms

They look like prositots - Dance Moms

You are a monstrosity of evil - Dance Moms

old town road bad flute

Emergency Meeting

Your Moms a Hoe

PICK NUMBER 3

Nicola! Taste the love! - Cyberpunk 2077

missing

princess peppa

*Brup*

Sampler Fi

haha heppa

old gregg

everyone is messing with you

FLASHYN melting

Testicles, to put it nicely - Survivor

Number 1

fart fart fart

number 5

horrible ncelp announcement

number one

Little fart (reverb)

Hello darkness my old friend

I'm Old Greg

garfield kart rap (buy it on itunes)

wet fart

Messing It All Up

taylor swift goat

number two

Sassy Taylor

Nicely done

JUIP PUP niceee

Dat Peppa

OLD MAN LAUGHING

peppu goodnight

Nicky Showtime

old evo

Choose Wisely

peppe fetish 1

peppe fetish 2

peppe fetish 3

GARFIELD ARE YOU SRS OR J

Number 1 Bullshit

Not Bloody Likely

Number one victory royale

Taylor Cry

Garfield and Friends: Theme Song

Garfield and Friends: Theme Song Version 2

Blue-Eyes Nigel Dragon

Incase I go missing

Just because it’s 2020 and the world is falling apart around us doesn’t mean we have nothing to be thankful for! This Holiday season, let’s remember to have gratitude for the good things we’ve seen this year, like…Well, I’m sure there have been some good things.&nbsp;And when those happy moments crop up, send your loved ones these messages of thanks to commemorate those sweet (and sporadic) occasions.

Get that gratitude.

The Best “Thank You” Blerps to Use for Thanksgiving

Blerp, an audio expression start-up out of Salt Lake City, recently closed on an undisclosed seed round with notable investors from the Alexa Fund, Kickstart VC, Konvoy Ventures, The Fund VC, and Voice Punch. Blerp was conceptualized after their founder created the viral Shia Lebouf “Just Do It” soundboard, which boasted over 50,000 app downloads in its first month. From there, Blerp has grown into a leading soundbite database with over 1M+ user-created sounds, which range from popular memes to sound effects and more.&nbsp; Blerp’s primary integrations have focused on livestreaming and gaming, allowing streamers to add Sound Emotes to their stream to amplify engagement and offer exclusive content to their subscribers. From pranks effects, soundboards of the creator’s voice, and user-generated sounds, Blerp is a bottomless resource for streamers and creators. How does it work?&nbsp;Viewers can search and preview sounds from Blerp’s expansive library and share them in-stream, in-chat, or in real life for hilarious results.

Blerp: Sound Emotes to Enhance Any Moment 

Blerp's Open Press Release Statement + Beta Info

Twitch Affiliates and Partners have the option to use Blerp’s Channel Points integration, a system that helps you reward your viewers for their interaction and contribution to your channel.&nbsp;

Make Your Stream Even MORE Awesome.

Blerp Channel Points - Everything You Need to Know

Are you looking for a new way to connect with your viewers? Do you wish you could turn your passion for streaming into a pastime that actually makes money? Now you can with Blerp Sound Emotes, the all-encompassing solution for better viewer engagement and monetization on any streaming platform. With Sound Emotes, viewers can play Blerps to a YouTube stream, Facebook Gaming stream, or directly to a computer, creating a whole new world of interaction. Here’s everything you need to know to get started on https://blerp.com/soundemotes

Your Monetizable Engagement Solution for Facebook Gaming and YouTube Streaming.

Blerp Sound Emotes

With WalkOn, you’ll have the option to allow your followers to announce their presence with a Blerp each time they visit your stream.&nbsp;

Reward Your Subscribers!

Blerp WalkOn

The Blerp Twitch Extension has all the features you need to elevate your stream. Here’s what you need to know to get set up and ready to use Blerp.

Details and How-To's for the Blerp Twitch 3.0 Release.

Everything You Need To Know about Blerp on Twitch

Thousands of Twitch Streamers are making money with Blerp – but how can Blerp help you turn your passion for streaming into a lucrative career?&nbsp; Blerp is an audio expression platform that allows you to enhance every moment and engage with your audience while you stream. When you stream with Blerp extension enabled, your viewers can click and share audio clips live on your stream. They’ll pay bits to play each Blerp, and those Twitch Bits go straight into your pocket. To get started, the first thing you need to do is add Blerp to your stream (<a href="https://youtu.be/OOXvCYNXJbU" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" style="color: black;">click here to learn how</a>). Next, set the bit price that best matches your stream: a good rule of thumb is to set your bit price close to your number of concurrent viewers. For example, if you have 10-15 concurrent viewers, we recommend setting your bit price around 15, and for streams with 100+ concurrent viewers, we recommend 150+ or more. The key is a balance, so your community is excited to share their hilarious and perfectly-timed Blerps. Once you’re all set up, you can start to really customize Blerp to really get your community engaged and sharing bits: 1.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Create your own soundboard. You can create Blerps from your best Twitch clips, YouTube content, and more, or you can upload your own video file to use. Once you’ve made your soundboard, you can feature it for everyone, or keep it exclusive for Subscribers and top fans. 2.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Add !Blerp to your stream title with a chat command explaining what Blerp is and how to use it. 3.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Install Blerp on your component as well as your panel. Streamers who have Blerp accessible with a stream overlay see 30-40% more shares on stream. 4.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Feature content you know your community will love. In addition to your own custom-made soundboards, you have the entire Blerp soundboard database at your disposal, so take the time to find fun and engaging content. 5.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lastly, we recommend having your mods create a soundboard of their own to feature on stream. This will allow them to add and approve sounds from the community, which can be an incredible resource. Your next stream with Blerp is going to be a blast, with hilarious clips and excellent viewer engagement that will help your stream thrive. So, install Blerp, sit back and watch the donations roll in.&nbsp;To learn more, check out blerp.com/twitch or hit us up on the Blerp Discord channel.&nbsp;(Be aware, you will need to be at least an affiliate streamer before you can receive bits).&nbsp;

Everything you need to know about getting paid for streaming on Twitch.

How Can Your Stream Make Money With Blerp?

Setting up a WalkOn sound to use with your favorite streamers is simple.

Get the attention and admiration you deserve.

How To Set Up Blerp WalkOn as a Viewer

Here's what you need to know to get paid out on Twitch First off to get paid on Twitch you must become an Affiliate. Here's the requirements to become a Twitch Affilate: <ol><li>At least 500 total minutes broadcast in the last 30 days.</li><li>At least 7 unique broadcast days in the last 30 days.</li><li>An average of 3 concurrent viewers or more over the last 30 days.</li><li>At least 50 Followers.</li></ol> Once you're an affiliate you will be invited by Twitch to fill out your <a href="https://help.twitch.tv/s/article/affiliate-onboarding-guide" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" style="color: var(--lwc-brandTextLinkActive,#523587); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Affiliate Onboarding</a> checklist. Once you are all set up you can make money on Twitch through: <ul><li>Subscribers</li><li>Donations </li><li>Extension </li></ul> Once you've reached $100 in revenue, Twitch will pay out on a NET 15. Which means that your pay out will deposit 15 days after the end of the month. Payout processing can very up to 3 - 5 days (excluding weekends and holidays. You can also check <a href="http://link.twitch.tv/myPayoutHistory" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" style="color: var(--lwc-brandTextLink,rgb(100, 65, 164)); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Payout History</a>&nbsp;page for more information.

How do i get paid out by Twitch? 

How to get Paid by Twitch

Thanksgiving has a reputation for being one of the greatest and most stressful holidays of the year. It’s a beautiful excuse for families to gather together to celebrate the things they’re grateful for – or to rip on every individual member of that family for… well, anything. Regardless of your family type, this list of thank-you’s will get you through the night from beginning to end, with just the right amount of sarcasm to make the day bearable.

Because nothing says “grateful” like a sound emote.

Show Your Gratitude by Sharing Blerps This Thanksgiving

The transition into 2020’s new teaching style was abrupt, unexpected, and definitely not easy. Students across the world were sent home and expected to “log in” for class every day, while teachers were thrown into the Wild West of online classes, materials, and subject matter. It hasn’t been easy for either side, but it seems that teachers got the short end of the stick, especially when dealing with more difficult students, passive parents, or more “dense” subjects.&nbsp;To be honest, I don’t think anyone actually enjoys having classes over Zoom, but all you educators out there have done an excellent job trying to make it fun. For those of you who’ve hit your stride, we salute you. But, for those still struggling to find a means of better engaging their students, there’s Blerp: an audio enhancement tool full of audio memes, funny movies and TV clips, high-quality sound effects, and more.&nbsp;Using a Blerp during an online lecture is more than just playing a sound – it’s getting your class to laugh, or bringing them back into the moment. You can use them to tease, to express disappointment, to praise, or simply to educate – the possibilities are limitless with Blerp. Teachers are already utilizing Blerp in this way, and many have created their own “starter” boards for all-around use during class.&nbsp;Creating a Blerp account is easy and gives you access to soundboard creation, where you can not only gather your favorite Blerps for use, but create your own using your favorite teaching tools, your own voice, or anything else you think would add to your classes. You can work Blerp into your regular teaching schedule, use it as an assignment resource, or just use it for fun – whatever you end up doing, Blerp is sure to put a smile on your student’s on-screen faces.&nbsp;Check out some of our favorite teaching boards:<a href="blerp.com/soundboard/5fbbf05278ae7f000ce63f26" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Acornsoundsquirrel’s Board</a><a href="https://blerp.com/soundboard/5f3b6f7a128a2e0005f5de43" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Onsite Sass’s Board</a><a href="blerp.com/soundboard/5f97840bef336d004d84af6b" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Anthony_ingargiola’s Board</a>

How to your online classes more fun and more engaging.

Soundboards: a Surprisingly Perfect Tool for Online Teaching

10. “Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings!”Want to annoy your siblings or warm your grandma’s heart? Either way, this is the Blerp to do it.

Insults to enjoyment, we’ve got everything you need to spread cheer (or sarcasm). 

The Cutest (and Funniest) Christmas Movie Quotes to Share This Season

“I’m-a Wario! I’m-a gonna win!”&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because you are, friend – you ARE gonna win.

Perfect for in stream or IRL.

The Top Classic Video Game Sounds on Blerp