FBI OPEN UP

mike wazowski fucking dies

Windows XP Ear r***

Triggered

Let me play a song on the worlds smallest violin - Spongebob

One Eternity Later - Spongebob Time Series

You are my dad

WAOW

E Meme

Oof - Roblox Death Sound

Aight let me get that pizza.. Boneless 

Boneless Pizza

Let me get a boneless pizza.. with a 2 liter of coke

That smell.. that smelly smell... Mr Krabs

I'm sorry.. I don't speak italics - Sethical

Oh yeah Mr. Krabs

you better watch out - repeat

You're first mistake was assuming I wake up in the morning

3 Hours later - Sponge Bob

Hey I want to be famous- vine

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal.

This is America! No, This is Patrick.

Oh Fudge!!

Where'd you I miss you so.. seems like it's been forever that you've been gone - Fort Minor

NBA JAM - Boomshakalaka!

NBA JAM - Get that outa here!

NBA JAM - Not Tonight!

NBA JAM - Ouch!

Risitas Laugh

JOKER LAUGH

Blend S Maika Hentai

Pewdiepie say n word

Triple Laugh!

Number 15

you eat all my beans

Is This Memes?

Clown laugh

-ok-

Incredibly responsible people

Thats an Airball - NBA Jam Sounds: On Fire Edition

Boomshakalaka- NBA Jam Sounds: On Fire Edition

G-Eazy x Bebe Rexha - Me, Myself & I

1- Kirby Sounds: Kirby 64 - The Crystal Shards

5- Kirby Sounds: Kirby 64 - The Crystal Shards

Every time a bell rings

Cookies- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Where you think you'll put a tree that big? Bendover and I'll show ya

Bendover and I'll show ya - Christmas Vacation

Buh bye buddy hope you find your dad - Elf 

Buddy picks up the phone from his dads office 

Buddy the Elf what's your favorite color? - Elf

Laugh- Laugh Soundboard

Where'd you get my number?

Did you get my number

Lil Barnacle- Hentai

HILARIOUS- PewDiePie Sounds 2

Is DANGEROUS- PewDiePie Sounds 2

Ow shit)- PewDiePie Sounds 2

Peace!- PewDiePie Sounds 2

PewDiePie was-- PewDiePie Sounds 2

Pewdiepieeee!!!- PewDiePie Sounds 2

Pffttt- PewDiePie Sounds 2

PRT- PewDiePie Sounds 2

Walk This Way

Blend S - Snoop Dogg

This is the way

This is SPARTAAA!

Congratulations PewdiePie

kirby

kirby Poyo

Laugh

Hentai Senpai

Doom Song

G DOUBLE OD

YoU WaNnA gEt GuD

DEJA VU

nba jam boomshakalaka

nba jam long shot

nba jam he's on fire

nba jam rejected

MAHA HENTAI

ok this is goes way to fast

dont go anywhere (why u coming fast)

Nobody Does It Better - Nate Dogg ft. Warren G

I can't say the n-word

S stands for SUCC

blend

We Are Number One

Comethazine - Get Out

Blend S Sieg Heil Bait

Blend S Opening Earrape

damn son where'd you find this

BallChucker

And his name is Risitas

Jebediah feeds the chickens

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

I mean it

body visualizer

My Hero Academia Background Music

Born This Way (chorus) - Lady Gaga

DUMPLING

Really n-word

I like ya cut g

He's on fire!

I like ur cut g

hentai?

Purple spying on me - Laugh Over Life

He's British?? - Laugh Over Life

Ahhh she's deflecting - Laugh Over Life

Stupidest accusation - Laugh Over Life

Dude chill - Laugh Over Life

The best victory - Laugh Over Life

Wrong number

Holding my bladder let's get at her - SNL

get kegged boy

GET OUT - Get Out

I like your cut g 

Kirby 2

Hiii

Kirby damage

Kirby Hi 2

Kirby Scared

Kirby Fear

Blabber

Glass

Jeopardy Al

Fire sounds - PlayWithJambo

Now I have a machine gun ho ho ho - Die Hard

His heart was two sizes too small - How the Grinch Stole Christmas

Lonely Way (ft. Caravn) - Rival

Arson Rides G Fuel

It's joyful and triumphant - The Grinch

YESS

OSRS Sea Shanty Max Distortion

Hentai Maika by kazuto

Tavo Bell LOUD AF

Virtue - I Did It My Way

tecno yesss

naura

HB YESSS

Yess G

Just because it’s 2020 and the world is falling apart around us doesn’t mean we have nothing to be thankful for! This Holiday season, let’s remember to have gratitude for the good things we’ve seen this year, like…Well, I’m sure there have been some good things.&nbsp;And when those happy moments crop up, send your loved ones these messages of thanks to commemorate those sweet (and sporadic) occasions.

Get that gratitude.

The Best “Thank You” Blerps to Use for Thanksgiving

Blerp, an audio expression start-up out of Salt Lake City, recently closed on an undisclosed seed round with notable investors from the Alexa Fund, Kickstart VC, Konvoy Ventures, The Fund VC, and Voice Punch. Blerp was conceptualized after their founder created the viral Shia Lebouf “Just Do It” soundboard, which boasted over 50,000 app downloads in its first month. From there, Blerp has grown into a leading soundbite database with over 1M+ user-created sounds, which range from popular memes to sound effects and more.&nbsp; Blerp’s primary integrations have focused on livestreaming and gaming, allowing streamers to add Sound Emotes to their stream to amplify engagement and offer exclusive content to their subscribers. From pranks effects, soundboards of the creator’s voice, and user-generated sounds, Blerp is a bottomless resource for streamers and creators. How does it work?&nbsp;Viewers can search and preview sounds from Blerp’s expansive library and share them in-stream, in-chat, or in real life for hilarious results.

Blerp: Sound Emotes to Enhance Any Moment 

Blerp's Open Press Release Statement + Beta Info

Q: What is DMCA?A: DMCA stands for Digital Millennium Copyright Act, which regulates and oversees the rights of content creators and holders. You can read more <a href="https://www.copyright.gov/dmca/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">here</a>. At Blerp, we want to make sure you feel secure about using our content in your streams and in your lives. Our goal is to keep our users informed and protected while safely expressing themselves with audio memes on Twitch and everywhere else.&nbsp;Q: If I use Blerp content in my Twitch Stream, will I have copyright issues?A: No, and here’s why: Different sound content falls under different copyright laws. For example, laws regarding music are much stricter than laws protecting original YouTube content. Blerp’s content will cause absolutely no issues if the content is Blerp-user-generated (including original Blerp user music, voice clips, and sound effects). Other content that will cause absolutely no issues includes Creative Commons music, Vines, TikToks, and original YouTube content. Blerp has officially removed all copyrighted music that hasn't been officially cleared for sharing on Twitch from our Twitch extension. We are compiling boards for Twitch that are verified DMCA safe, and are constantly reviewing content and taking this seriously to keep your streams strike-free.&nbsp;Q: What is Blerp’s DMCA Policy?A: Blerp respects copyright law and expects its users to do the same. It is Blerp’s policy to terminate (in appropriate circumstances) account holders or subscribers who repeatedly infringe the rights of copyright holders. In accordance with the Digital Millennium Copyright Act of 1998, Blerp will respond expeditiously to claims of copyright infringement committed using the services that are reported to Blerp’s designated Copyright Agent (identified below). If you are a copyright owner, or authorized to act on behalf of one, please report alleged copyright through the aforementioned form. &nbsp;Q: What about music?A: All music subject to DMCA strikes will not be sharable on Twitch streams for all users on the Twitch Streamer app. We have an ever-evolving library of great music that will not receive DMCA strikes. This includes music by artists who have made public statements that their music can be used on streams, music that falls under the Creative Commons license, and music that is royalty-free.&nbsp;Q: Why does it matter if a Blerp is less than 10 seconds if the source is still technically copyrighted?A: Blerp is continuously building a library of original content and expanding its library of licenses to eliminate any issues regarding copyright. With that said, Blerp's content does not threaten movies, TV shows, music, or other copyright holders because we limit our content to 10 second audio clips, and those short audio clips cannot even begin to express a full experience or story. Rather than detract value, these sound bites heavily promote top creators and brands who use our platform.&nbsp;If any content creator or brand holds issue with Blerp, we encourage them to follow our DMCA take down policy to claim or report copyrighted content. We also encourage content partners who wish to have greater control and detection of their content to join our distribution network by reaching out to partnerships@blerp.com. If you have any other questions about the DMCA, please feel free to message us on Discord, Twitter, or email us at support@blerp.com.

Let us put your mind at ease.

Blerp, the DMCA, and You – FAQs and Answers

Thousands of Twitch Streamers are making money with Blerp – but how can Blerp help you turn your passion for streaming into a lucrative career?&nbsp; Blerp is an audio expression platform that allows you to enhance every moment and engage with your audience while you stream. When you stream with Blerp extension enabled, your viewers can click and share audio clips live on your stream. They’ll pay bits to play each Blerp, and those Twitch Bits go straight into your pocket. To get started, the first thing you need to do is add Blerp to your stream (<a href="https://youtu.be/OOXvCYNXJbU" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" style="color: black;">click here to learn how</a>). Next, set the bit price that best matches your stream: a good rule of thumb is to set your bit price close to your number of concurrent viewers. For example, if you have 10-15 concurrent viewers, we recommend setting your bit price around 15, and for streams with 100+ concurrent viewers, we recommend 150+ or more. The key is a balance, so your community is excited to share their hilarious and perfectly-timed Blerps. Once you’re all set up, you can start to really customize Blerp to really get your community engaged and sharing bits: 1.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Create your own soundboard. You can create Blerps from your best Twitch clips, YouTube content, and more, or you can upload your own video file to use. Once you’ve made your soundboard, you can feature it for everyone, or keep it exclusive for Subscribers and top fans. 2.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Add !Blerp to your stream title with a chat command explaining what Blerp is and how to use it. 3.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Install Blerp on your component as well as your panel. Streamers who have Blerp accessible with a stream overlay see 30-40% more shares on stream. 4.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Feature content you know your community will love. In addition to your own custom-made soundboards, you have the entire Blerp soundboard database at your disposal, so take the time to find fun and engaging content. 5.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lastly, we recommend having your mods create a soundboard of their own to feature on stream. This will allow them to add and approve sounds from the community, which can be an incredible resource. Your next stream with Blerp is going to be a blast, with hilarious clips and excellent viewer engagement that will help your stream thrive. So, install Blerp, sit back and watch the donations roll in.&nbsp;To learn more, check out blerp.com/twitch or hit us up on the Blerp Discord channel.&nbsp;(Be aware, you will need to be at least an affiliate streamer before you can receive bits).&nbsp;

Everything you need to know about getting paid for streaming on Twitch.

How Can Your Stream Make Money With Blerp?

Thanksgiving has a reputation for being one of the greatest and most stressful holidays of the year. It’s a beautiful excuse for families to gather together to celebrate the things they’re grateful for – or to rip on every individual member of that family for… well, anything. Regardless of your family type, this list of thank-you’s will get you through the night from beginning to end, with just the right amount of sarcasm to make the day bearable.

Because nothing says “grateful” like a sound emote.

Show Your Gratitude by Sharing Blerps This Thanksgiving

The transition into 2020’s new teaching style was abrupt, unexpected, and definitely not easy. Students across the world were sent home and expected to “log in” for class every day, while teachers were thrown into the Wild West of online classes, materials, and subject matter. It hasn’t been easy for either side, but it seems that teachers got the short end of the stick, especially when dealing with more difficult students, passive parents, or more “dense” subjects.&nbsp;To be honest, I don’t think anyone actually enjoys having classes over Zoom, but all you educators out there have done an excellent job trying to make it fun. For those of you who’ve hit your stride, we salute you. But, for those still struggling to find a means of better engaging their students, there’s Blerp: an audio enhancement tool full of audio memes, funny movies and TV clips, high-quality sound effects, and more.&nbsp;Using a Blerp during an online lecture is more than just playing a sound – it’s getting your class to laugh, or bringing them back into the moment. You can use them to tease, to express disappointment, to praise, or simply to educate – the possibilities are limitless with Blerp. Teachers are already utilizing Blerp in this way, and many have created their own “starter” boards for all-around use during class.&nbsp;Creating a Blerp account is easy and gives you access to soundboard creation, where you can not only gather your favorite Blerps for use, but create your own using your favorite teaching tools, your own voice, or anything else you think would add to your classes. You can work Blerp into your regular teaching schedule, use it as an assignment resource, or just use it for fun – whatever you end up doing, Blerp is sure to put a smile on your student’s on-screen faces.&nbsp;Check out some of our favorite teaching boards:<a href="blerp.com/soundboard/5fbbf05278ae7f000ce63f26" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Acornsoundsquirrel’s Board</a><a href="https://blerp.com/soundboard/5f3b6f7a128a2e0005f5de43" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Onsite Sass’s Board</a><a href="blerp.com/soundboard/5f97840bef336d004d84af6b" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Anthony_ingargiola’s Board</a>

How to your online classes more fun and more engaging.

Soundboards: a Surprisingly Perfect Tool for Online Teaching

10. “Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings!”Want to annoy your siblings or warm your grandma’s heart? Either way, this is the Blerp to do it.

It's Christmas time, the perfect time to spread joy and good will with a few quotes from our favorite Christmas movies. From Elf to A Christmas Story, we've got all the sounds you want to remember and send to your family at blerp.com. 

Insults to enjoyment, we’ve got everything you need to spread cheer (or sarcasm). 

The Cutest (and Funniest) Christmas Movie Quotes to Share This Season

“I’m-a Wario! I’m-a gonna win!”&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because you are, friend – you ARE gonna win.

Perfect for in stream or IRL.

The Top Classic Video Game Sounds on Blerp

Looking to creep your friends out or troll your Discord group while you play together? These Phasmophobia noises are scary, subtle, and perfectly clipped to sound like they happened in-game. From the scary ghost noises to creepy ambiance, we’ve got all the effects you need to spice up your friend group’s Phasmophobia night.

Playing Blerps Adds a Whole New Element of "Scary" to the Game. 

Top 10 Phasmophobia Sounds for Trolling

5. “Where I’m from you share a bit about your soul before you talk biz.”Unexpectedly profound advice for a Cyberpunk character, this quote actually contains a really cool idea that more people should try out. Bear your soul more, it’s good for you.

Wake up, cowboy.

Top 5 Cyberpunk 2077 Quotes (So Far)

5. Rosemary’s Baby (Main Theme)&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just the right balance of sweet lullaby and creepy discord set the Rosemary’s Baby Main Theme apart from other horror themes. Uncomfortable harmony and jarringly metallic harpsichord notes make it more nightmarish than dreamlike, ending with a hauntingly sad fade that hurts as much as it scares.

Time to get spooky.

Top 5 Most Iconic Horror Movie Theme Songs 

There is no better time than October for streaming Horror Games – and for Twitch streamers who have the Blerp extension, the scares have only just begun. From indie creep shows like Between These Walls to big horror releases like Phasmophobia, Blerp has thousands of creepy sounds and jump scares to add a whole new element of interaction to the chat. Below you’ll find our top 10 picks, perfect for Spooktober.

Endless Jump Scare Possibilities.

Top Gaming Soundboards for Scaring Streamers

10. Borderlands 2 is, across the board, one of the funniest, most cleverly written and entertaining RPG shooters ever created – which is why the emotional tones behind several of the stories came as such a surprise. Each character has experienced some sort of incredible tragedy, and the culmination of this pain and loss can be found in the DLC, Tiny Tina’s Assault on Dragon Keep. While working through the trauma of losing her mentor and best friend, the group tries to explain his death to a seemingly in denial Tina when she suddenly shouts, “I KNOW!” sending every underlying feeling straight to the surface.

Spoilers ahead! Sad ones.

Unsettling to blood-curling, and everything in between.

Top 5 Scariest Soundboards on Blerp

Castlevania: Vampire Killer&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If a chiptune is so recognizable that it’s synonymous with murdering Dracula, it must be something special. Upbeat, fast-paced, and dynamic, the chippy beats of Vampire Killer work tirelessly to deliver the kind of punchy head banger you need to fight the conniving, evil bloodsuckers.

(We figured they’d be good, but not THIS good.)

The Top Songs from Surprisingly Great Video Game Soundtracks

Blerp Sounds Emotes 2.0 LaunchNew updates are coming your way early November 2020! Here’s everything you need to know:

Everything you need to know.

Twitch Sound Emotes 2.0 Update Info

Blerp is an audio expression platform designed specifically with streamers in mind. Our Twitch Extension and Sound Emotes integrations are built to increase your streamer engagement, encourage creator donations, and boost viewer retention and subscribers. We do this by creating a unique interaction between you and your viewers, allowing them to play sounds, quotes, songs, and every other kind of audio to make a joke, try to scare you, or just add something new to the stream.But, don’t just take our word for it – the best way to see how Blerp can really help your stream is through user testimonials from some of our most successful streamers.

Let some of our top streamers tell you. 

Why Should I Use Blerp?

FAQ: Q: Which OBS do we support? How do I add Blerp to my OBS?A: Blerp supports any OBS that accepts a URL element including Stream Labs, Stream Elements/OBS, xSplit, and TwitchStudios.<a href="https://blerp.com/twitch/streaming-guides/streamlabs" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Blerp OBS Integration Guides</a> Q: Does Blerp violate DMCA, will my content be struck by copyright if I use Blerp?A: Blerp's 10 second soundbites are covered by DMCA as they don’t take away from the original content. <a href="https://blerp.com/legal" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Learn more about DMCA and Blerp here.</a> If you still have concerns, we recommend using Simple Mode in your Blerp extension, which disables search and limits viewers to sounds from up to five pre-selected, featured soundboards. Q: I made a Blerp, but I can't find it when I search - where is it?A: There are a couple of reasons your Blerp may be unsearchable. First, all Blerps must be rated to before they are searchable. Our team manually rates all Blerps, and typically has them rated within 2-4 hours after they are created. For a faster turnaround, you can submit them for review on our Discord. The second reason your Blerp may be unsearchable has to do with a stream's rating. Every stream may allow only certain content rated from G-R, so if your Blerp does not conform to that rating, it will not be searchable. Q: Is music content safe to use?A: For streams concerned about music being played in their clips, we have a “no music” filter that blocks all music content from being shared on your stream. This filter can be turned on in your extensions page: Content -&gt; No Music. Q: Can I use Blerp even though I’m not an affiliate or partner on Twitch?A: Yes! In fact, some of our most successful streamers have less than 1,000 followers. Smaller streams and chats that embrace Blerp and create their own content thrive in their own unique communities. Q: How do I use "Sub-Only" sound emotes?A: Only Twitch Affiliates have Sub-Only options. If you are an affiliate, simply go to: Configuration -&gt; Content -&gt; Add board, then set to, "Subscriber Only." Q: Can I set individual prices for boards and Blerps?A: Yes, you can set an individual price for Blerps within a board, including making them free. Unfortunately, we do not have pricing for individual Blerps within a board, but hope to have that feature soon. In the meantime, we recommend organizing boards by share price. Can't find the answer to your question? Feel free to&nbsp;<a href="https://blerp.com/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">contact us</a> at support@blerp.com, or add us on Discord.

Twitch Extension FAQ

Blerp Sound Emotes - Frequently Asked Questions 

10 - Sasuke: Epic Music The lone ranger music will always give you flashbacks of Sasuke looking down at Naruto from a cliff somewhere. <img src="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/fnx4IqLofdVGlUAcuOOYKvGziLzPd8fDqiNVOCEW5wdJ7kOSX7wzEd-ugUKj0a9l-T__KdPW-iVfmyFrubcZ9d5GxiOq4CMPgfcmNImWwbM9HHaTpUyeWxRB_Ol_ioK_s5vU8bYj" width="491" height="226">

Sad, Awesome, Emotional - we've got it all.

The Best Music from Naruto 

How do you turn a Twitch Clip into an audio file or an mp3?&nbsp;It’s super easy with Blerp’s audio creation tools!&nbsp; Convert your Twitch clip into a soundfile at <a href="http://www.blerp.com/create" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(17, 85, 204);">www.blerp.com/create</a> Step 1: Enter the URL&nbsp;<img src="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/gJ0-W3dh1KYjv-m8Yon7W6MHJqm6P1IMzCaTW5m3kdXsaIO4Ho2d8EoiUbpTb96wFQPU4sQM7RWWuPMKidF1InZ6U-1qTjCxO0MpCThOs8gbRJekC_oDzc2bfGoeMJwO3iOGg-BY" width="389" height="446"> Step 2: Title your audio file and give it an image<img src="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/4fPLynWISTJrw24wyyUKmOpwa5GNa99g91NVA7k34rLBhpv1v2y12anWUL0em83iB7TTeFsQK5eNhGvH8xpatRwMSGvWVxJ32KYPDd69E0L21tYKQJQVVIONOfUQtLO4aakuSVGt" width="354" height="497"> Step 3. Share your sound file! <img src="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/onWe61ePFOfdGLWmLb03y9QDu0nVC571W7AgasRQQI5wwtThYFIPwALpwAeXa1OKB-l-cf0DbX0i310crS0CYaQCz350-3ICCS1opW5jh-7GAcQe54DymHCX0cw-S5wDaMeeb8pP" width="624" height="449"> You can now share your audio file from twitch to a text message, Discord, Twitter and more. <a href="http://www.blerp.com/create" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" style="background-color: transparent; color: rgb(17, 85, 204);" class="ql-size-huge">Convert your Twitch Clip now!</a>

How To Convert a Twitch Clip Into an Audio File 